this blog isn't funny

I like a lot of things and so this is where I compile those things into a mass so that people can browse through them and find things of mutual interest.

September 16, 2014 5:47 pm

officialunitedstates:

interviewer:  can you give me an example of a time you have challenged yourself

me:  sure sometimes I start a new game and play on medium difficulty

(via falingfortragedy)

5:45 pm

bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

(Source: toocooltobehipster, via falingfortragedy)

5:44 pm

skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

(Source: memespice, via scatmanash)

5:44 pm 5:38 pm
thatonebl0nde:

I laughed so fucking hard

thatonebl0nde:

I laughed so fucking hard

(Source: sucked, via falingfortragedy)

5:37 pm
paintdeath:

Moon Games by Laurent Lavender

paintdeath:

Moon Games by Laurent Lavender

(Source: tapwaterfanclub, via fall-behind)

5:36 pm
stunningpicture:

I got high last night, and woke with this on my table

stunningpicture:

I got high last night, and woke with this on my table

(via listentothepunkrock)

5:35 pm

[16/?] favourite films:
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) dir. Alfonso Cuarón

(Source: brandyalexanders-moved, via younopoo)

5:35 pm 5:34 pm

notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

(via margaerystyrells)

5:34 pm 5:34 pm 5:34 pm
fallen-angel-of-thursday:

useyourcharm:

SO I CAN LIVE OFF MASHED POTATOES
IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING

this was a large study spanning many years and is sometimes known as ireland

fallen-angel-of-thursday:

useyourcharm:

SO I CAN LIVE OFF MASHED POTATOES

IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING

this was a large study spanning many years and is sometimes known as ireland

(via flimsyframe)

5:33 pm
alexisafuckinnerd:

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

Men need to tone up their fragile masculinity.

alexisafuckinnerd:

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?

SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

Men need to tone up their fragile masculinity.

(via flimsyframe)

5:32 pm

a-columba-livia-of-sarcasm:

sighnless:

apple-str1der:

is there a 420 in pi 

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humanity has made great strides today

(via falingfortragedy)