this blog isn't funny

I like a lot of things and so this is where I compile those things into a mass so that people can browse through them and find things of mutual interest.

September 30, 2014 12:41 am 12:40 am

knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

(via falingfortragedy)

12:40 am
"She was like the sea on a stormy day. She could only destroy."
12:36 am

hbunot:

how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

(Source: hbunot, via falingfortragedy)

12:35 am
aconnormanning:

maneth985:

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.



This post was good but then it got better

aconnormanning:

maneth985:

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

This post was good but then it got better

(via falingfortragedy)

12:32 am 12:32 am

xaldien:

southerngamerguy:

milkaholics:

me introducing myself

When your side dude meets your main dude.

When I meet his other dude.

(via toolazytobebad)

12:28 am
maehd:

awwww-cute:

My mom got a new puppy

um

maehd:

awwww-cute:

My mom got a new puppy

um

(via ohmigods)

12:27 am
celestedoodles:

a beauxbatons student inspired by this post 

celestedoodles:

a beauxbatons student inspired by this post 

(via likejameslovedlily)

12:27 am

stitchlock:

if you ever worry that you’re weird, or taking it a bit far as a fangirl, remember that people in ancient Rome used to buy vials of their favorite gladiator’s sweat to wear as perfume. so like. at least its not a new thing.

(via thegoldensnitch)

12:26 am 12:02 am

*takes one good photo* posts on all blogs, posts on all social media accounts, makes wallpaper, sends to friends, prints out and frames, emails to obama

(Source: nevillles, via dysfunctional-homosexual)

September 29, 2014 11:58 pm

male celebrities for Emma Watson’s #heforshe

(Source: leepacey, via slytherinwithablog)

11:56 pm
kardashy:

i found my senior quote

kardashy:

i found my senior quote

(via dysfunctional-homosexual)

11:56 pm