this blog isn't funny

I like a lot of things and so this is where I compile those things into a mass so that people can browse through them and find things of mutual interest.

September 21, 2014 11:49 pm

pocketpadfoot:

Headcanon that all the marauders perfectly knew how to forge each other’s handwriting, “In case of emergency” (or in case of need to sign attendance slips while the other skipped class)

(via falingfortragedy)

11:43 pm
"Some people are old at 18 and some are young at 90. Time is a concept that humans created."

Yoko Ono, 1977  (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: voodoogirl95, via fall-behind)

11:40 pm
troyeller:

danisnotonfire:

ah yes finally a ice cream shop for me


dAN

troyeller:

danisnotonfire:

ah yes finally a ice cream shop for me

dAN

(Source: bolto, via scatmanash)

11:39 pm

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

(Source: yovahkiin, via falingfortragedy)

9:56 pm

Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it.

(Source: arthurpendragonns, via anotherwillgrayson)

9:55 pm

disasterhasstruck:

horsefetish:

i dont like getting yelled at i literally stand there and burst into tears

and they’re like WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!!?! It’s because you’re fucking yelling at me you shithead

(Source: 10000bc, via everysadsongthatyoulleversing)

9:52 pm
http://flimsyframe.tumblr.com/post/98121066659/cleromancy-something-i-think-about-a-lot-is

cleromancy:

something i think about a lot is what if alien species have less biodiversity on their planets. like if they’ve got maybe 20, 25 species of bugs, total. so they come to earth and they’re like “whoa.” or they’ll like be like walking down the street and they’re like “ok what’s…

9:51 pm

0ptimummm:

Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.

(via flimsyframe)

9:43 pm

this is social anxiety summed up in two gifs

(Source: ashleybreather, via fall-behind)

8:38 pm

strivingking:

If you’re in college right now

Check the syllabus for each one of your classes right now while you bullshittin

Don’t fall behind this early in the semester off some bullshit

(via bryarly)

8:35 pm

dubstepsunset:

It’s too early but I laughed louder than I should have

(Source: yes-this-is-groot, via superwholocknerd)

8:32 pm

Scott and Stiles + in sync

(Source: teamsciles, via stilesstilinskidaily)

8:29 pm

catholicnun:

English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever

(via bribri34)

8:13 pm

psyducker:

do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

(Source: psyducker, via bribri34)

8:10 pm

luciferhasthebooty:

etnah:

hinder:

it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

What if they fall asleep by accident though?

then you love it even more because they stayed up even though they were dead tired just to talk to you ya doof

(Source: sprout, via outchasingrainbows)