this blog isn't funny

I like a lot of things and so this is where I compile those things into a mass so that people can browse through them and find things of mutual interest.

October 21, 2014 11:32 pm
"Watch her face when she listens to her favorite song, or when she reads her favorite part of her favorite book, or when she’s watching her favorite movie. You see how happy she is? Try your best to keep her that happy."

Author Unknown (via putins-wingman)

(via everysadsongthatyoulleversing)

11:31 pm

que-mystery:

arabellesicardi:

"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe." 

It really does

(via itwillgetbetterintime)

11:30 pm
"I cant wait until I can roll over at 2 a.m. to find your lips instead of a text"
11:30 pm

croatoanlives:

thechronicferuchemist:

Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby absolutely unacceptable.

uterus, stop being a baby

(via lightning-then-thunder)

11:30 pm

cyclopette:

ohcorny:

beauty and the beast au where belle’s dad is the one that breaks the spell by loving the beast like the son he never had

what the fuck that’s adorable

(Source: ohcoroner, via goldentulips)

11:17 pm

wickedisgood:

it’s not completely obvious because he’s running, but if you look closely you can see him occasionally have to do a little hop because of his limp, and if you compare it to the runners around him it’s definitely not as smooth

(via rougeridinghood)

11:04 pm

thegirlwiththeholidayname:

effingtomb:

you-and-me-divine:

If you didn’t think “Shia LaBeouf” could get better, you were wrong.

I literally can’t believe this exists there are tears in my eyes that I don’t remember crying

this is amazing.

(via rougeridinghood)

11:01 pm

wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable

(via rougeridinghood)

11:00 pm
"He saw her before he saw anything else in the room."

F. Scott Fitzgerald  (via soulmadecheerful)

mseventer

(via properly—southern)

(Source: , via itwillgetbetterintime)

10:59 pm
casualcissexism:

fartgallery:

I just accidentally broke my owl by dropkicking it down the stairs but its ok because i fixed him

i feel like “accident” and “dropkicking it down the stairs” don’t belong in the same sentence

casualcissexism:

fartgallery:

I just accidentally broke my owl by dropkicking it down the stairs but its ok because i fixed him

i feel like “accident” and “dropkicking it down the stairs” don’t belong in the same sentence

(via itsspookytoremember)

10:59 pm
lesbianvenom:

college is a truly amazing place

lesbianvenom:

college is a truly amazing place

(via itsspookytoremember)

10:58 pm

spoopybarakarts:

when my mom was 30ish, my dad took her to this garage band concert as a date and she really liked them so she bought a cd from them and talked to them for a few hours then promised to keep in touch with them and show everyone her cd, but later forgot. So 10 or so years later theyre on the radio and she just smacks her head then says, “fuck i forgot to show everyone the cd” and that is the story of how my mom let Adam Levine and the rest of Maroon 5 down.

(via havehopelovelaughter)

10:54 pm
"I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That’s the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty… you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. They really can."
10:46 pm

dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

(via toolazytobebad)

10:44 pm

human:

DONT DROP THAT GPA, AYYE! DONT DROP THAT GPA

(Source: human, via toolazytobebad)