this blog isn't funny

I like a lot of things and so this is where I compile those things into a mass so that people can browse through them and find things of mutual interest.

July 22, 2014 9:12 pm



self-respect is my respect for myself

i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up

Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks

(via nonstophedgehogparty)

9:11 pm


By far the stupidest criticism of the new Thor is ‘no where in Norse mythology is Thor a woman, stop messing with mythology.’

Right, because Norse mythology is just fucking filled with stories about Thor hanging out with Iron Man and Captain America at the Avengers Tower.

(via ohmigods)

9:10 pm



Since us bisexuals, asexuals, and pansexuals don’t exist, laws do not apply.
Rob a fucking bank. If you don’t exist, they can’t arrest you.


(via peterswebmemhi)

9:10 pm


Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

(via disstorted)

9:09 pm

you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily

(Source: 420dongsquad, via alexernst)

9:09 pm


waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep


(via alexernst)

9:09 pm


girls just wanna have

real pockets on our clothes, damn

(via vampire-arcade)

9:08 pm


all i have is this blog and my virginity

(via alexernst)

9:05 pm 9:04 pm


Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

(Source: zerogoukki, via vampire-arcade)

1:53 am


'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

(via falingfortragedy)

1:50 am





Blaine proposing to Disney Princesses plus Gaston

(via falingfortragedy)

1:47 am



Am I doing this right

It’s the Pink Panther theme, amirite!!!

(via falingfortragedy)

1:45 am


honestly saying “youre a twig lets get some meat on those bones” is just as offensive and embarrassing as “youre fat, watch what you eat” may not seem like it but trust me

(via keepin-it-classy-upin-this-bitch)

1:44 am


ok someone needs to tell marvel to stop spending money on air time for promoting their movies. just use the internet. and by that i mean there needs to be an official marvel vine account where there are 6 second in-character videos. can we please

(via pineapplemillionaire)