this blog isn't funny

I like a lot of things and so this is where I compile those things into a mass so that people can browse through them and find things of mutual interest.

August 20, 2014 7:56 pm

gameandwatch:

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

(via wtftothat)

7:51 pm

meta18:

aphdenmark:

when will ppl shut up about that ice movie

ice age was good fuck off

(via huke-lemmons)

7:50 pm

approvinqly:

food tastes better when you took it from someone

(via anutfromthecrazytree)

7:49 pm

hellabutts:

nocogsorwheels:

e-m-e-t-t:

Red? I think it’s red. 

I basically did this once and it’s how I got pink eye.

I can’t tell if you’re making a pun or if you’re telling an actual story.

Either way, I’m still laughing.

(via fallenobsidian)

7:49 pm

dropalexdead:

I’m laughing so fucking hard rn, omg.

(Source: mynameisdavid23, via nowasteddreams)

7:48 pm

snapchatting:

i was confident for like 2 minutes one time

(via vampire-arcade)

7:47 pm
"close enough"

anyone who’s ever tried to even out their eyeliner. (via logays)

(Source: beavisandsluthead, via fall-behind)

7:47 pm
"Someday, someone is going to look at you with a light in their eyes you’ve never seen, they’ll look at you like you’re everything they’ve been looking for their entire lives. Wait for it."

(via suspend)

So fucking worth the wait

(via jesdaniels)

(Source: thelovewhisperer, via foreverfangirlingalways)

7:46 pm

kaonashizen:

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt

(Source: bleu, via itseasytoremember)

7:45 pm 7:43 pm

mecraphyros:

timelordangel:

we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t really hide but like we don’t flaunt it like “My brother died of cancer” or “I’m gay” or “I tried to kill myself last year” or anything really and when you find out somebody’s big plot twist you know you’re in this friendship for the long run

yes

(via havehopelovelaughter)

7:23 pm

finmeister:

MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS

(via anutfromthecrazytree)

7:16 pm

fuckoffcats:

there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night 

(Source: strocka, via briebrie1010)

7:09 pm

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

[inhales] [exhales] [looks out into the sunset] the sweet smell of not being in high school

[remembers that i have no idea what i want to do for my future] [continues to stare out into the sunset] shit

(via outchasingrainbows)

7:06 pm

tyleroakley:

THESE ARE ALL FLAWFREE

(Source: buzzfeed, via peterswebmemhi)